Rebeks: umm beastie?
Beastdude: yeah Rebeks?
Rebeks: -clears throat- umm about you being a father?
Beastdude: yeah what about it?
Rebeks: how are you the father of hitomi when touhouking is her big brother and bob is kings dad?
Beastdude: umm well I-I um w-well y'know.... -looks at invisible watch- well look at the time I better be going!
-Beastdude runs off-
Rebeks: okay then...
Narrator: what is this abomination going on?! Two fathers and not even a mother?! How is this possible?! Unless....
Rebeks: oh my gawd! I get it now it all makes sense!!! I have to tell neon!!
Narrator: Rebeks was very excited to share the news she collected to her guild. So she started her speech...
Rebeks: okay guild I have called you here over the daddy drama that is occurring with beast dude and bob. Hitomi and king are bother and sister but have two different dads and no mom. So my conclusion is-
Bob: OKAY!! YOU CAUGHT US! WE ARE GAY OKAY?! AND WE ADOPTED KING AND HIT AND TOLD THEM THAT THEY HAD A MOM WHO DIED WHEN SHE GOT HIT BY THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! -breathes heavily-
-hit and king stare in disbelief-
Rebeks: um actually I was gonna say that hit and king were lost at birth and were adopted by you too and then met up later.....
Bob: oh hahaha I was just joking!!! Haha you guys shoulda seen all your faces!!
Darksky13: yeah um, okay bob sure.
Beastdude: wait to go bob -girly slaps bob's shoulder-
Bob: oh stop it you maniac you -plays with beast's hair-
Narrator: so moral of this story.... Oh who am I kidding! This story is so f***** up that I can't even begin to explain it!!!
The End! Thanks for reading guys! Let me know if you have any suggestions for another story!! Love you bye! 🙌👏🙌👏🙌🙏👋😏