OK HELLO HI DERE IM MAKIN A NEWSPAPER ABOUT SNOW AND HER LIFE CUZ I BEEN STALKING HER N STUFF :3 ANYYYWAAAY DIS IS WAT HAPPENED SO FARRR:
Snow was happily skipping on the street. Then she felt something push her. She wanted a taco.
Snow found a taco truck called Taco Guapo. She went up and met a guy with scraggly clothes and a rainbow mustache. She digged his mustache.
Snow fell in love. No, not with the taco, but with the guy. His name was Cuckoo. She invited him to his hotel room without telling anybody.
When people noticed she was missing, people worried. Luckily, I popped in and helped, I warned the guild.
"Uh oh snow gonna get raped" said a fellow person in our guild.
"Umm how did you guys know... Lol jk" said snow. But we all know she wasn't joking.
But later it was revealed, she only invited him over so she could punch him in da face and knock him out. She ripped his rainbow mustache off, and slept with it and used it as her pillow. She murdered >:o. She put his body in a big black duffle bag and dragged it outside to all the garbage and flies.
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